It's Supah Swank

Posted 1 day ago on March 12 2010

Bravo’s interns are evidently asleep on the job, or just so utterly underserving of their internships because they can’t tell the difference between (the leathery and hideous) Kelly *Killoren* Bensimon and (the far superior) Kelly Cutrone.

I mean, really now.

Or they have their CMS setup to automagically tag articles based on content? But that seems ridiculous. And also, I am like 99% sure they are using Drupal, and having been knee deep in a Drupal-based project for the past month, I can assure you that that is the sort of thing that only crazy people would try to make Drupal do.

Relatedly, Bravo’s docu-drama programming has been slowly eating away at my brain and my sanity. Like, literally. It is. Bananas.

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Posted 1 day ago on March 11 2010

jalepins:

OFFICIAL VIDEO FOR LADY GAGAS TELEPHONE!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 1 week ago on March 2 2010

I was never terribly fond of Grease, I think because my sister went through a weird Olivia Newton John/Grease/Xanadu phase when we were younger and she subjected me to all of it. For an entire summer. And forced me into “choreographed” roller blading routines. So I kind of had to hate it, just like she hated the Titanic: The New Musical “choreographed” roller blading routines that I forced upon her.

But anyway, since that summer I’ve always kind of loathed Grease 2 because it was kind of absolutely terrible? But then I saw it this past summer and I think I actually kind of like it sort of maybe? Because it is terrible. And because of this.

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Posted 1 week ago on February 28 2010

Malcolm Tucker is my Spirit Scotsman.

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Posted: 1 week ago on February 28 2010

rchel:

ah schechter you crazy psycho bitch

(via rogbone)

Jenny Schecter is my Spirit Lesbian. Like a Spirit Animal, but a lesbian.

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Posted 3 weeks ago on February 16 2010

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Posted 3 weeks ago on February 14 2010

Since my current taste in music (Lady Gaga, circus-y Klezmer-y stuff, and pop-punk covers of showtunes)* and incessant vacuuming can’t possibly be enough to make my neighbors hate me, I really, really want to get a Stroh violin. I’ve been meaning to get my violin from my parents’ house to start playing (or trying to) again, but this would be so much better.

*I don’t even know, but I know! Because it is my brain being subjected to it.

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Posted 4 weeks ago on February 12 2010

The Reblogging NonSociety/Get Off My Internets thing is rather contentious, both on the internet and in my head. Sometimes I like it! Sometimes it’s good! Sometimes it is very, very much not good at all and it makes my head hurt. So I tend to approach things from that corner of the internet more gingerly than others (because obviously that is the section of the entire internet that should be approached with the most amount of caution). Recently it seems to have somehow spawned Gays Think It’s Fabulous, which at first just seemed like one of those things that you glance at (by which I mean read all of in one sitting) and maybe chuckle a few while thinking “oh, this is one of those book deal things and it was fun but I will never really keep up with reading this because really how long can they sustain this”.

But it is actually good! Like this:

Every once in a while, two gays will bump into each other at the gym or the bars or the bathhouse and fall in love. Then they will retreat from gay life and get married by a lesbian who worships Gaia and eats only organic, yet is still fat, and they will register at Crate & Barrel and Fort Troff — if you know what’s good for you, don’t look that up – and they will cohabitate and live happily ever after as two queens in love.

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Posted: 4 weeks ago on February 12 2010

» Courtney Cox's Asshole by Jill Soloway

This has been hanging around for the internet equivalent of, like, a century (?) but it’s totally something that still needs to be passed around. Because it is good. And also Courtney Cox is suddenly relevant again (at least to me), even though it’s not as much about Courtney Cox as it is about life, fucking, and Los Angeles (which is sort of currently relevant to me).

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Posted 1 month ago on February 11 2010

ericnelson:

andrewwoj:

alexander mcqueen | march 17, 1969-february 11, 2010

tragic?

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