Why bother calling yourself “Anna Chapman” if you’re going to speak in a thick Russian accent and make Facebook videos describing your venture firm that is looking for risky investments in Russia—and record the video in Russian? “She came from Russia, with love” reads the lead about the accused Russian spy whose “cover” probably related more to New Yorkers’ suspecting Russian entrepreneurs of being gangsters rather than agents of Moscow Center, and then feeling xenophobic and correcting themselves. I mean this lady may as well have kept a smoked fish in her Gucci handbag wrapped in a front page ofPravda for cheap snacking on the go!

[Barbecues, book openings, bimbos and bumblers - Capital New York]

This is more or less the paragraph that made me fall in love with Capital New York. Before it was a tentative sort of “you’re definitely cool, and I sense a bit of chemistry, but let’s keep this casual for now.” But now, yeah, it’s official. We’re going steady.

My god, I really need to start remembering to eat. I should set a calendar alert? This is the second time in a week that I’ve done this.