November 2008
7 posts
Problems: Plural
natashavc:
Oh fuck me! I let my ambien prescription lapse. It’s you and me tonight tumblr. I’m two drinks in and dangerously close to posting Neruda poetry.
I never really learned how to go to sleep. After I popped a pair tits and got my rag I was never able to get my sleep under control. Not since 9th grade —which was like 2 years ago for you predators keeping track at home— did I ever get...
Me: I'm like the ringleader, I call the shots. I'm like a firecracker, I make it hot.
Eugene: i'm going to assume you're quoting britney spears
Me: ...
Me: Why would you assume that?
Eugene: ann
Eugene: are you
Me: Ah.
Me: You don't think I'm like a ringleader OR a firecracker?
Me: It's true that I don't always call the shots, but I do often make it hot.
Britney Spears - Circus
“My ideal job would be anything that thoroughly monopolizes my brain for a...”
– Moe Tkacik
