rhymeswithemma:

Imagine if you will, yourself in an alternate reality.  The year is 1997.  You are running a pitch meeting at EW for a photospread on mid-season replacement Buffy the Vampire Slayer.  The pitch begins thusly….”First, we’re going to need several old coffins, a prototypical suburban garage, 20 gallons of blood red pant, and a pair of Freddy Krueger pants-“  “I don’t need to hear any more,” you say, “SOLD!”