I honestly cannot at all even remotely comprehend the algorithms behind Facebook’s contextual advertising.  I have nothing overtly gay on my profile, let alone anything Jewish (?!), and yet.

I much prefer Google’s suggestions, which are sometimes just as seemingly random, but also COMPLETELY BADASS.  They keep trying to sell me a zip-line.

From past experience, let me warn you against the suggested links when having an email discussion about dolphin sex.  Seriously…trust me.