tylercoates:

My passive-aggression nearly reached a new level of stupid today as I considered sending someone whom I see semi-regularly (as in three to four days a week?) a Facebook message to see if he ever wanted to “hang out, or whatever.” Because that would obviously be the best move considering we have only ever spoken a total of fifteen words to each other.

Still, it’s a sad realization that I rely on the Internet too much, and one of these days I could just be a NORMAL PERSON and start an real conversation. But, nah. I’m “too shy.”

Wait, this is passive aggressive? And not how these things are actually supposed to be done?

Damn, perhaps maybe that is what I have been doing wrong? And I guess maybe also that text messages for IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS OF IMPORTANT THINGS fall into this sort of category as well.

This is probably why that thing didn’t work out. But whatever! I am going to go totally fail this game theory final and then have my nasal cavities drilled! Rather than dwelling on this.