I have work to do. I do not want to do that work. Solution? Obsess pointlessly!

• Me: I seriously think I might have thoroughly confused my facial hair.
• Eugene: ?
• Me: There are different patches of nearly every color I've dyed my hair.
• Me: It's kind of freaking me out.
• Eugene: hot pink?
• Me: That's the one color that isn't represented.
• Eugene: your facial hair is blond
• Me: At least, I haven't found a hot pink patch yet.
• Eugene: blond hair, under different lighting, looks different shades
• Me: There are bits that are red. And some that are brown.
• Me: I just spent ten minutes plucking individual hairs out and examining them.
• Me: I shouldn't have told you that.
• Me: How's work?