The Continued Insanity of Mark Zuckerberg

Gawker’s spent most of the day covering a mysterious new feature of Facebook that doesn’t explicitly state how it’s populated but seems to facilitate stalking.  Yay!

So, basically typing a period (or apparently any other non-numeric or alphabetic character in the search box results in a list of five mystery people.  Which may be the five people that view your profile most!  Or may be the five people you search for most!  But Facebook says they’re the “five most important people to [you]”.

Which means Facebook thinks I want to have lots of gay sex and do lots of coke.  Or it’s taunting me with horribly aborted friendships and past regrets.  Either way, exciting!