The Reblogging NonSociety/Get Off My Internets thing is rather contentious, both on the internet and in my head. Sometimes I like it! Sometimes it’s good! Sometimes it is very, very much not good at all and it makes my head hurt. So I tend to approach things from that corner of the internet more gingerly than others (because obviously that is the section of the entire internet that should be approached with the most amount of caution). Recently it seems to have somehow spawned Gays Think It’s Fabulous, which at first just seemed like one of those things that you glance at (by which I mean read all of in one sitting) and maybe chuckle a few while thinking “oh, this is one of those book deal things and it was fun but I will never really keep up with reading this because really how long can they sustain this”.

But it is actually good! Like this:

Every once in a while, two gays will bump into each other at the gym or the bars or the bathhouse and fall in love. Then they will retreat from gay life and get married by a lesbian who worships Gaia and eats only organic, yet is still fat, and they will register at Crate & Barrel and Fort Troff — if you know what’s good for you, don’t look that up – and they will cohabitate and live happily ever after as two queens in love.