- Me: I'm going to go have a cigarette.
- Phoebe: heh
- Phoebe: ommmmg jealous.
- Me: I WISH WE COULD HAVE A CIGARETTE TOGETHER.
- Phoebe: I KNOW. ME TOO.
- Phoebe: OR LIKE THIRTY FIVE.
- Me: YES.
- Phoebe: give or take.
- Me: We would be those bitchy people that just stand around smoking and judging people.
- Me: Actually, we are those people.
- Phoebe: hahaha yes.
- Phoebe: but.. distantly?
- Me: But together, we would be like the MEGAZORD OF THAT.
- Phoebe: YES.
- Phoebe: surrounded by this bubble of smoke and, um. confusing metaphors.
- Phoebe: so that we would be cryptic enough that no one would really know we were talking about them.
- Phoebe: but everyone would fear it anyway.
- Phoebe: etc.
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