simko:

Thanks to this article, all future hangovers will merely serve as reminders that I am (probably) a genius… The same applies to all of my alcoholic brilliant friends.

Contrary to expectations, higher intelligence scores at age 10 may be associated with higher levels of alcohol intake and alcohol-related drinking problems during adulthood.

I will be doing the same.  Besides, it’s only a natural progression (beware of possible alcohol-induced generalizin’ and theorizin’): higher intelligence scores lead to increased college possibilities which lead to increased work-load which leads to increased drinking.

So in conclusion, hurray for vodka!